Welcome to the courtroom of the Jetiquette Judge.
Jetiquette is simple:
be aware, be considerate,
and act like others exist.
That’s the standard for sharing
a cabin at 35,000 feet.
Most people fall short.
Enter the court.
Observe the rulings.
Decide where you stand.
Satire Disclaimer: Jetiquette Judge is fictional satire for commentary and entertainment. The court is not real. The behavior, unfortunately, often is.